Bulmers Bash 26th May 7:30pm

[gillridgway]

All,

New race called Bulmers Bash on Wed 26th May 2010 7:30pm.

An undulating 6 – 7 mile off road course around the Bulmers orchards at Wichenford.

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Gill

[Bomber7863]

Good Race through the orchards of Bulmers, Quite hilly and all off road a bit slippy in places after a down pour just before the race.
The only down side to the event was when the old boy from Amazing Feet Running Club decided to drop his shorts at around the 2 mile marker. At first I thought maybe the elastic had gone in the shorts due to his age.....

But no worse was to come..... I know we were in the countryside and surrounded by farms but this chap then lent forward whilst still running. I thought this looks strange and moved over to avoid him. Maybe he was going to be caught short and have a pee in the hedge but no this chap decides to have an Eartha Kitt (Sorry if that offends) whilst still running. He had it off to quite an art the only problem was that he did it in the middle of the track where everyone was running..

Although I had the point blank visual of this guys rear I fortunately missed out on the smell, this was enjoyed by Lisa and a few others .

After the race I found out this was a common event for this guy. He's even done it in a race through a residential area. Not nice.

Maybe this guy need to carry a poop a scoop around with him.

Apart from that I did enjoy the race and it was nice to beat him...

Chris...

[Victoria]

I'm so pleased that I did not witness that!

Here are the results if you have not seen them: http://www.runaroundsports.co.uk/conten ... 010results

A very enjoyable race.

Victoria

[bottyboo]

Chris

Are you sure he wasn't from Amazing FEAT as we can't imagine how he managed on the run!

[Neil Robbie]

I don't think he was running. More like a case of the 'trots' !

[Bomber7863]

Guys it was truly unbelievable. He had obviously got it off to a fine art as he didn't need to break his stride....

If anybody needs tips on this feet I now know who to call!!!!!

Chris

[Bomber7863]

Just seen the entrants for the Malvern 10k, for those who have not seen the above trick you may get to see it during the Malvern 10K......

I was going to enter, now having second thoughts, I have been scarred for life!!!

Chris...

[Neil Robbie]

I saw your man pull his shorts down at the Malvern Half. Fortunately he ducked behind a tree on that occasion. It's a shame, because he would be a really fast runner if he didn't need to stop all the time!

[bottyboo]

Does that make him fast and loose!?! I know personally what it's like whilst running and have a certain amount of empathy for him but even I manage discretion! Perhaps we should all gang up on him and rub his nose in it like training a dog or perhaps we should report him as he seems to be a regular pain (sic) in the ass.